Title: "Genius" Alternate title: "Wile E. Coyote: Genius" Alternate title: "I Must Be Some Kind of Genius" Copyright 2003 by Michael A. Kepler (aka Mookie) [chorus] I must be some kind of genius That's the only excuse for all this madness Yeah, I must be some kind of genius That's the only use for all this pain [verse 1,2] Maybe I should cut off my left ear Maybe I should drink too much and lie out in the snow until the angels appear Maybe I should stare up in the night sky And listen to the music of the spheres Maybe I should just, disappear Oh, I know, I know That.. [chorus x1] [bridge] So where's my masterpiece? Where's my symphony? Where's my novel? Where's my poetry? Well who can I blame, for all I've failed to be? Who can I blame but me? [chorus x1] [verse 3] Well maybe my life isn't tragic enough I'm sure there's more that I can do to screw it up Yeah, maybe my life isn't tragic enough I'm sure there's more that I can do to screw it up, yeah `cause... [chorus x?] [either repeat chorus and fade or retard and stop with...] All this pain... Oh, yeah.. [end]